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A majority of the Daily News’s grizzled, Rizzo-revering readership probably choked on their scrapple this morning after the paper’s front page featured a pair of shirtless young black men — twin gay-porn stars, no less — following the duo’s arrest yesterday on a string of burglary charges.
The “People Paper” thoroughly enjoyed itself, using the so-bad-it’s-good headline “Breaking & Entering” on the cover, and then even less subtly calling the pair “hardened” criminals inside. The story’s already an online blockbuster, as numerous gay websites are salivating over the boneability of Taleon and Keyontil Goffney (stage names: Teyon and Keyon) and their numerous stealthy violations.
Media Take Out has published the most disturbing images so far, depicting the brothers locked in various erect chocolate embraces that thankfully didn’t make the DN’s cover.
But remember how successful the splashy coverage of a coconut-bosomed Jocelyn Kirsch worked out for the paper? Maybe in an attempt to broaden their readership, they’ll plop the humping brother burglars on the front page again tomorrow. We’ll see.
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