Mar 25th, 2008
Hank Steinbrenner's Dirty Little Secret
Between fans of the Boston Red Sox and New York Yankees, even over the winter the sniping never really ends, it just becomes a little more muted than during the regular season.
This year in particular, the offseason seemed more bombastic than usual, what with members of both organizations getting involved and ratcheting up the noise. First, A-Rod stepped on Red Sox toes with the ill-timed World Series announcement that he was opting out of his contract. He says it was his agent’s idea and that he regrets the timing, but that was just the first volley anyway.
After that came Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon’s remark to a reporter that the Series-clinching ball, the one he supposedly had in his possession, had been eaten by his dog. The dog’s name? "Boss," of course, what else?
Move on to spring training, where Hank Steinbrenner railed against Boston’s "Red Sox Nation," much to the delight of Red Sox fans everywhere. Steinbrenner promised to restore order to the universe by beating the Sox, and everyone else, and earning a Yankee World Championship.
Finally, Boston management responded by enrolling Mr. Steinbrenner in Red Sox Nation and sending him a David Ortiz autographed hat as a peace offering. Needless to say, that peace offering went unaccepted.
From a Red Sox perspective, then, the Yankees are the hated enemy, the thorn in their side, the bane of their existence. As a kid born and raised outside Boston, I can testify to the truth of that statement, and undoubtedly the same thing is true of Yankee fans everywhere, who used to say, "You have to win once in a while for it to be a rivalry," in a not-so-subtle nod to the fact that while the Red Sox were going 86 years without a championship, the Yankees were racking them up with regularity. Well, now that the Sox have won a couple, it seems the rivalry has become invigorated and reached a renewed intensity.
Tags: boston, radio, red, sox
9 Responses to “Hank Steinbrenner's Dirty Little Secret”
What The Fuck?!?!?
Sharp temporal decline.But he believes US will rebound with another useless financial bubble next year.I guess that’s honest, because that’s what US does best: financial bubbles and useless financial derivatives.
Gee buddy, ya think so ?
And that was in turn based on a true story…
Replace “Hank” with God.
Classic, but who goes or links to ABS anymore? Especially in the age group that reddit targets?
what the holy hell was that?
Wow, that’s the most honest assessment of the U.S. economy to come out of the Bush administration.