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Show With the Best Titles?

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Here’s a not-very-significant question: which current show do you think has the best episode titles?
The elaborateness (is that a word?) of episode titles seems to fluctuate a lot. A lot of shows used to have very elaborate titles for two reasons: a) Most dramas actually showed the title at the beginning, requiring the writers to come up with a cool title that summed up the episode, and b) Comedies, which didn’t usually show the title, would have punny in-joke titles based on the writers’ belief that nobody would ever see them. That’s how you got episode titles like “Dwarf in a Helium Hat” (my personal favourite, from The Rockford Files), and “Warning: Live Blueberries” (from the soon-to-be-released first season of Mannix) and another of my all-time favourites, “Bob Has to Have His Tonsils Out, So He Spends Christmas Eve in the Hospital” (The Bob Newhart Show — if the title had bee shown onscreen, we wouldn’t have had to watch the episode).
There were always some shows that had simpler titles, like Dragnet, which called every episode “The Big _____” and later just “The ______.” But more shows started moving towards simpler titles as producers realized that writers were spending too much time coming up with titles that no one would ever see (especially once dramas stopped putting the title at the beginning). That’s why Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, influenced by Dragnet, decreed that all Seinfeld episodes would just be “The _____,” because they said they didn’t want the writers wasting time on writing awesome titles. (If you look at the titles from the first season of Law and Order, they had crazy titles like “By Hooker, By Crook,” which they mostly dropped after the first season in favour of one or two-word titles.)
But then in the mid-’90s, with the rise of the internet, it became apparent that many if not most fans would, in fact, see the title and they’d want something interesting or funny. That’s how Dawson’s Creek gave us titles like “First Encounters of the Close Kind” or King of the Hill came up with “Little Horrors of Shop” (rule of thumb: taking a famous movie title and reversing it — title gold). The Sopranos,  which started in the late ’90s, had some insane titles (”The Telltale Moozadell”).

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16 Responses to “Show With the Best Titles?”

  1. Jenifer on 16 May 2008 at 8:40 am

    So would the big boobs.

  2. Kassidy on 16 May 2008 at 9:30 am

    Seriously people. Southpark got it right. Everyone who submits a Hillary article needs to refer to her as “Hilldawg”.

  3. Gage on 16 May 2008 at 10:21 am

    Thats way below average for a city job in the uk

  4. Amedeus on 16 May 2008 at 11:11 am

    I considered growing Thyme, just so I could be called a Thyme Lord. :)

  5. Hillary on 16 May 2008 at 12:02 pm

    … and probably more by now… >:D

  6. Wynonna on 16 May 2008 at 12:52 pm

    So how many USD does it take to buy a coke in the UK? In my experience 3x as much as in the US. That’s 1/2 of what I meant my the USD doesn’t go anywhere in the UK. It’s not quite as bad in Europe but it’s getting worse… love this weak dollar.

  7. Darby on 16 May 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Germany is a rather large city. :)

  8. Libby on 16 May 2008 at 2:34 pm

    Yeah, that PETERbilt went and got hitched.

  9. Mercia on 16 May 2008 at 3:24 pm

    Tom Leher: “In my undergraduate years, I studied animal husbandry….until they caught me at it one day.”

  10. Poldie on 16 May 2008 at 4:15 pm

    No, I know a great Incubus

  11. Jacki on 16 May 2008 at 5:05 pm

    Good point. I thought about doing it myself (though you cannot do it directly, like mentioning ethnicity or religion, you have to be creative, like mentioning participation in specific organizations); the thing though, is that the people who make the initial screening of your resume, are often not the folks who make the hiring decision. In other words, you would be giving another bunch of possibly prejudiced people an opportunity to screen you out.

  12. Willie on 16 May 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Yes, you certainly could. A £30K salary is quite enough to rent somewhere nice in London. You won’t be living Central, but you’ll be comfortable. We currently pay £1300 a month between 3 of us to live a 30 minute walk from the main financial district.

  13. Judith on 16 May 2008 at 6:46 pm

    let’s get some tshirts of that or something.

  14. Brendan on 16 May 2008 at 7:37 pm

    I wonder if they call the Teen Pregnancy Implementation Managment Project “T-PIMP” for short…

  15. Laureen on 16 May 2008 at 8:28 pm

    Yeah, I always loved that one myself. Always made me crack up during the Kosovo War when Wesley Clark kept going on CNN with that title under his name.