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American Idol’s official retard Taylor Hicks will be starring in the musical Grease, what did Broadway do to deserve this? Hicks will play Teen Angel beginning June 6th and leave in September.
If you have been wondering why AI’s ratings have been slipping, you do not have to look much further than Hicks. So this could be the possible end of Broadway as we know it — it just may burn to the ground.
“I am incredibly excited to be a part of one of my favorite musicals. The Soul Patrol’s gonna invade Broadway,” Hicks told Playbiil.
Too bad the “Soul Patrol” consisted of either a group home for the mentally challenged who accidently got hold of a phone during American Idol season five, or a bunch of old people from Florida, who still thought they were voting for George Bush for president over the phone.
Because who ever voted for him sure as hell didn’t support him when his first album came out that is for sure. Hicks’ self-titled album only sold 640,000 copies in the first week, then took a slide from number 2 to 136. Those are bad numbers for an American Idol winner.
Ooooooo! Such negativity, such hate, such vile, such resentment!! Have you seen a doctor for you problem?
GO TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!! Great press today!Loved you on The Today Show! You go dude and break a leg show ‘em how it’s done on Broadway!!!!!!!!
YOU GO TAYLOR HICKS!!!!!Good for you! Couldn’t be more proud of you. What an honor to be asked to play on Broadway.
AI’s ratings started slipping AFTER Season V — the greatest Season of all!! The ratings are slipping because Taylor Hicks HAS NOT BEEN THERE!!!!! He has been the most exciting of all contestants to date!! He may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but you certainly remember Taylor for the entertainer that he is. He had a plan, he stuck to it, and he won American Idol!!

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