Jun 7th, 2008
New releases
“Bigger, Stronger, Faster” A very entertaining documentary about what steroids mean to America, seen through the fretful eyes of director Chris Bell and his brothers, bodybuilders all. The film hops over the wall of media outrage and wonders why Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire are accused of cheating when our entire culture rewards winning at all costs. As surreally entertaining as a Michael Moore film and less pushy too. (107 min., R) (Ty Burr)
“The Foot Fist Way” A low-budget comedy about a loser tae kwon do instructor (the remarkable Danny McBride, who co-wrote the script) that sustains a mood of bracing strip-mall satire for about 30 minutes before it begins repeating itself. The filmmakers can’t decide whether they’re making a frat-boy comedy or a work of acerbic indie realism. Some good, vulgar horselaughs, though. (87 min., R) (Ty Burr)
“Kung Fu Panda” The star of the new computer-generated family film isn’t Jack Black but the design-and-render gurus at DreamWorks Animation. Black provides the voice of a goofball panda in medieval China, desperate to prove himself to a Yoda-like master (Dustin Hoffman). A lushly beautiful, even soulful, visual experience has been yoked to a story line that wouldn’t fool a three-year-old. Angelina Jolie, Ian McShane, and Seth Rogen provide additional voices. (91 min., PG) (Ty Burr)
“The Mother of Tears” The new bloodbath from the Italian horror maestro Dario Argento traverses the same trashy terrain as the average horror movie. But Argento sets the genre’s standard then surpasses it. This tale, about an archeologist besieged by demons that want to destroy Rome, is not Dario at his best. But his enthusiasm for shlock is contagious and gonzo. For this occasion he becomes the horror director who’d rather crack us (and himself) up than freak anybody out. (97 min., unrated) (Wesley Morris)
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