Feb 29th, 2008
Pauly Unstoppable
That phony “rock” guy on American Idol can’t even grow rock hair*link*
TMZ has a video that combines two of my favorite things about American Idol: clips of Paula Abdul spewing random, possibly violent nonsense and making fun of Robbie Carrico, the idiot who used to back up boy bands, but grew stubble and long hair, bought a bandanna and now is totally “rock, dude.” But TMZ is saying that even his flowing grungy locks are fake. Dude has a weave! Judging from this photo from americanidol.com, I’m inclined to believe them. (Also, make sure to watch for Paula Abdul’s creepy comment towards America’s Sweetheart Danny Archuleta at the beginning of the clip).
New underwear for guys doubles as a butt corset*link*
Fashion-forward, but lazy guys the world over now have a friend in the undergarment industry: The Andrew Christian Flashback Butt-Lifting and Contouring Brief. I’ll give you two guesses as to what it does.
§ Dog + baby goat = awwwwwwwwwdorable*link*
§ Blind father get’s son’s tooth inserted into his eye and can see again. Yeah, I dont follow that logic either.*link*
§ While we’re on the juicy topic of eye surgery, how about an eye tattoo? Bonus: The first recipient’s name is Pauly Unstoppable.*link*
§ American teenagers: Congratulations, you’re “Stunningly Ignorant”*link*
§ Look to your left. Look to your right. Repeat 98 more times. In the United States, one of those 100 people will be in prison.*link*
§ That Will Ferrell basketball movie comes out tomorrow and looks, at worst, passably funny. In honor of Semi-pro , here’s a guy trying (and failing) a double flip dunk.*link*
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